Day Two- Bossin' The Before Pics

I'm as vain as the next 20 something female with white girl problems not wanting to own their wobbly bits but really, a front on, side on, full light, undies shot.... seriously? SERIOUSLY?!?!

Before I uploaded my pics I thought I could be sneaky like a fox and put a filter on the pics to make me look size 8, 18 year old supermodel with a slightly olive complexion. BeFunky photo effects... where is your bloody skinny filter?!?!. You can make yourself green, or look as though you have had an orange spray tan but no skinny filter. WTF?
Here goes nuttin...

And yes, just like every other sucker, in my mind in 8 weeks time I plan to be rockin a tidy little six pack with arms like Arnie to match.

STRATEGY TIP FOR THE DAY: Laughter. Health benefits are endless including positve hormone changes, internal workout and physical release (????). Planning to embrace it today, as I'm guessing by tomorrow nothing will be funny as we head into day three with no carbs and the world indeed begins to end.

Sessions: Ashy Session

Mood status: 8.9

Death Toll: 0 Still in a state of Zen

Craving: Still nothing yet

Plumbing Status: Still good

Today's Menu (same as yesterday but skippy for dinner)

Breakfast:

Protein Shake and supplements

Morning Tea:

Protein Shake

Lunch:

Chicken with chilli

Dinner:

Kanga Bangas

Dessert:

Greek Yogurt and Protein Powder.