Day Twenty1 - My New Aspergers Friend

Dear New Friend with undiagnosed Aspergers,

I am so touched that despite 30 other free seats at this cafe, you felt the need to sit in my lap. I feel blessed that you have also decided to light up your cigarette and share your passive smoke with me, what a true gentleman you are. I'm glad that just like mine, your mother taught you to share, it's heartwarming, really.  Since you have decided to completely invade my personal space and fluck up my Sunday afternoon 'me time' I'd like to inappropriately overshare with you in return. You see, strange man, I am on a diet, it's called the 8 week challenge and it has enabled me to perfect my passive aggressive skills. Lucky you didn't try this devilish act on week two or you would have been a dead man. I was more than just a little bit unhinged. 

What has allowed me to stay in said state of Zen though is that you also think it's appropriate to read over my shoulder. As I am typing this I'm guessing that you are starting to realise that yes indeed you ARE the knob I'm blogging about. Kudos to me though for using more readable and bold font in my blog today to assist you in reading over my shoulder. See bucko, CONSIDERATION, try it some time.

Oh wait, don't leave, did I offend you? I thought we were really hitting it off. I wanted to suggest you try this diet as that vanilla slice and bucket of latte you just inhaled has not done your already messy figure any favours. I also wanted to ask what you thought of my new found passive aggressive skills... you likey? I sure do.

Kind regards,

Emma

Queen of Passive Aggressive

The Office of Zen and Personal Space Pty Ltd

Day 20 Stats

Sessions: 36km run.... Yes, you heard correct!!!

Mood status: Feel amazing after completing that run

Craving: the rice paper rolls being consumed by my housemate

Plumbing Status: MIA

Menu 

Breakfast:

Rise and shine breaky shake

2 pieces of Rye Bread toast with avocado.. its all part of the carb loading.

Lunch:

Rise and Shine Breaky Shake take two

Dinner:

Chicken Snags

Dessert:

Protein Powder and yogurt