Yeah you betcha! Just when you thought a diet couldn't get sexier, enter the halitosis commonly known as cat food breath. Isn't it bad enough that one looks like a an angry cannibal, Bear Grylls type at the lunch table, chowing down on a slab of meat? SERIOUSLY? What's on the cards for tomorrow? A colostomy bag? Now, work with me here... I can't quite describe the taste but if you picture licking the floor of a budgie cage, I'd say you're in the ballpark of understanding this mongin' taste... Can't say I'll be kissing any frogs this weekend!
Trust me though, it's not all bad. I do feel like the worst of the symptoms are over... headache, insomnia, nausea, t-rex mood swings (remind me why am i doing this again). My pants are starting to fit like a homie in training and I'm sporting wedgies like a career, which I'm guessing means my bootay is on the shrink... . I'm suffering carb delusion aren't I? Toast anyone, anyone!?
So with a mint in my mouth, pants round my ankles and a wedgie only a crane could remove, I'm killing it today, 'like a boss'.
Sessions: Morning Run + Ashy Session
Mood status: 8 feel like it will be back on the rise shortly
Death Toll: subject to change
Craving: a coke zero
Plumbing Status: SUPRISINGLY and to the envy of my 8wc buddies ....Still good
Today's Menu
Breakfast:
Protein Shake and supplements
Morning Tea:
Protein Shake
Lunch:
Turkey Loaf- looks about as appetising as as a half sucked mung bean(which the entire house stinks of and makes me a little bit vommy when coming in the door)
Dinner:
Salmon Steak... bring on some fish, nice break from meat.
Dessert:
Greek Yogurt and Protein Powder and will throw in some Jelly to the mix today
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