Day Seven - Old MacDonald HAD a farm

I'm screening my calls and not answering the front door, I'm hiding. From WSPA (World Society Protection Of Animals). After wearing a fur vest all day and then putting all of Old Macdonalds farm in my oven this evening, I'm feeling a little guilty. Don't get me wrong, I'll happily devour a medium rare steak like cookie monster to his choc chips...I shave my underarms, I'm down with deodorant and never been too fond of wacky tobacky. Don't throw me in the tree hugging hippie van just yet. There is just something about an electric knife and a cow chunk on a chopping board that really puts the butch in butcher. But more importantly, should I really be trusted with an electric knife whilst being starved of chocolate and carbs???

Now before I tuck myself into a good hiding spot, it's time for a celebration. The end of week one of the challenge!!! 12.5% of the way through, 1/8 done, one week to a cheat meal... So much to celebrate. Someone pass the champagne, cake, ah let's go out for dinner.... How does one celebrate on the 8 week challenge? Protein powder? Diet Jelly?

Now for a week of fantasising about the all important cheat meal. One meal of freedom...ANYTHING YOU LIKE. I'm not going to lock it in yet Eddie but I'd say MR Dumpling King, you're up, time for round 2 buddy. But first things first, 'you wanna protect yourself, before you wreck yourself' and I aint attending no cheat meal without protecting myself with a moo moo. Time for a trip to Fountain Gate, sh!t is about to get real serious.

Day 6 Stats

Sessions: 30km run 'like a boss'

Mood status: bit of up and down during the run

Death Toll: another near miss ...Steve Monaghetti Captain Obvious on the running track with his helpful hint to 'drink plenty of water'... no sh!t Sherlock.... lucky you're here!

Craving: a glass of milk and a corona

Plumbing Status: now that you mention it... MIA

Menu

Breakfast:

2 pieces of Rye Toast with Avocado (now I know this isn't on the eating plan but it was necessary for a few cheeky carbs before a 30km run)

Protein Shake

Morning Tea:

Deceptively delicious looking yumyum protein balls that were yuk yuk balls.

Lunch:

Protein Shake

Chicken Sausages

Dinner:

Vietnamese Beef (AMAZING)

Dessert:

protein yogurt and jelly... have calmed down the size since day 5.